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Claire Bateman

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CONGRATULATIONS!
You, (insert name here), have just won A UNIQUE &
FABULOUS PRIZE.
Within the next 24 hours, you are GUARANTEED to receive the
   one & only COMB OF THE WORLD--authentic, conveniently
   pocket-sized, the distance between individual teeth measurable
   only by Scanning