i wish them cramps.

i wish them a strange town

and the last tampon.

I wish them no 7-11.



i wish them one week early

and wearing a white skirt.

i wish them one week late.



later i wish them hot flashes 

and clots like you 

wouldn't believe. let the 

flashes come when they 

meet someone special. 

let the clots come 

when they want to.



let them think they have accepted 

arrogance in the universe, 

then bring them to gynecologists 

not unlike themselves.