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To People I Hear Talking Loudly on Their Cell Phones

It is VERY IMPORTANT
to take care of your cell phone!
Do you know how?

The best way is to drop it in
a deep pot of chicken fat
and bring to a boil.
Simmer for two hours.
Let cool.

From Corn Chowder by James Stevenson. Copyright © 2003 by James Stevenson. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Children's Books. All rights reserved.

From Corn Chowder by James Stevenson. Copyright © 2003 by James Stevenson. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Children's Books. All rights reserved.

James Stevenson