To People I Hear Talking Loudly on Their Cell Phones

James Stevenson

It is VERY IMPORTANT
to take care of your cell phone!
Do you know how?

The best way is to drop it in
a deep pot of chicken fat
and bring to a boil.
Simmer for two hours.
Let cool.

From Corn Chowder by James Stevenson. Copyright © 2003 by James Stevenson. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Children's Books. All rights reserved.

From Corn Chowder by James Stevenson. Copyright © 2003 by James Stevenson. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Children's Books. All rights reserved.

James Stevenson